All you have to do is answer one question correctly and you win the grand prize! Ready? It’s a math question.”
Guy says, “I have a degree in math, and I teach advanced calculus at the community college.”
DJ say, “Okay, for a backstage pass and two VIP tickets to the Justin Bieber concert… What is 2 + 2?”
Guy says, “Seven.”
Miller Lite.
One dinosaur says, “Oh, damn, that was today?”
In Depends Day.
An air friar.
He asks three men in the front pew: “What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking at you in your coffin?”
First man says, “That I was a good father and husband.”
Second man says, “That I lived a good life.”
Third man says, “Look – he’s moving!”
Thanks for nothing.
Doctor says, “It’s okay, John, you’ll get through this. Everything’s going to be alright, John, calm down. Don’t worry, John, it just a quick procedure.”
Guy says, “My name’s not John.”
Doctor says, “I know, but mine is.”
Mount Cleverest.