HAIRLESS CAT COVERED IN GANG TATTOOS RESCUED FROM MEXICAN PRISON
The tatted cat.
ZOO BENCH MADE FROM RECYCLED ELEPHANT DUNG
This story is full of sit.
VENICE CANALS ARE DRYING UP
Please send water.
FIRST LIGHTSABER TOURNAMENT HELD IN FRANCE
Luke, je suis ton père.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER 2,400-YEAR-OLD TOILET
Jiggle the handle.
LETTER DELIVERED AFTER 100 YEARS
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better.
MAN DRESSES IN SHEEP’S WOOL TO ESCAPE PRISON
Not as innocent as a lamb.