PLANE LEAVES EVERYONE’S BAGGAGE BEHIND
Hey, look how much fuel we saved!
FLYERS COMPLAIN ABOUT FARTING, SLOBBERY DOG
Still better than the in-flight movie.
AMERICAN IN TURKEY TRAPPED IN CAVE
Close to the edge, down by the river.
GREEK BARS RE-SERVING UNFINISHED DRINKS TO TOURISTS
The alcohol kills the germs, they say.
11,000 MARATHON RUNNERS DISQUALIFIED FOR CHEATING
Los tramposos nunca prosperan.
IKEA: CUSTOMERS PREFER THE MAZE
Lost in the supermarket.
CHEESE SETS RECORD
Edam and weep.
SUICIDE MACHINE ASKS THREE QUESTIONS
Answer me these questions three, ere the other side you’ll see.