ELTON JOHN IMITATOR CAUGHT WITH COCAINE IN THE TRUNK
Cokeadile Rock.
SPANISH MATADOR GORED IN EL CULO
Guess he… got the point.
AUDIO: SLEEP STANDING UP
This story is a real snooze.
BEACH NUDISTS SAY CLOTHED PEOPLE MAKE THEM NERVOUS
Stop looking at my publicly naked body!
CANADIAN JUNIOR HOCKEY LEAGUE BANS FIGHTING
Also, the sun has been banned from coming up tomorrow.
SCREAMING BABIES ATTRACT CROCODILES
The more you know, huh?
SUPERMARKET CLOSES OVER FEAR OF ERECTION SPIDER
Hardly the kind of reaction you’d want.
FINNISH MAN PUTS DYNAMITE IN FRIEND’S CARS AS A JOKE
He did not explode into laughter.
ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHARGES $2 TO CUT SANDWICH IN HALF
Incredible but true.