DRUG LORD SENT COCAINE SHIPMENT TO WRONG COUNTRY
Gobsmacked.
PLATYPUS ON A TRAIN
Platypuses are not native to trains.
THE SUBWAY CADBURY CREAM EGG SANDWICH
Oh, England, you’ve done it again.
MAN CAUGHT SELLING FAKE LPs
Ripping off the hipsters.
HOMEOWNER BEATS UP DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN
Poor guy was probably looking for the Susquehanna Hat Co.
MONOPOLY GAME ENDS IN SAMURAI SWORD FIGHT
Not even a Sorry!
ATTACK OF THE SCREAMING TOMATOES
“Well, Clarice… have the tomatoes stopped screaming?”
SERIAL SPERM DONOR SUED TO STOP GIVING
Got all we need! Thanks!