MAN DIES MIXING VIAGRA, BOOZE
Oh, yeah – and high blood pressure.
COLOMBIA TO DEPORT COCAINE HIPPOS
Anyone wanna buy a hippo?
INDIAN BRIDE DIES AT THE ALTAR; FAMILY SENDS SISTER IN AS REPLACEMENT
Pinch hitting for the bride.
MAN WALKS AROUND WITH HIS MUMMY IN A BAG
Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
PILOT FLEW PLANE IN A CIRCLE SO ALL PASSENGERS COULD SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
Aurora borealis comes in view. Aurora comes in view.
PLANE MISSES LANDING CUTOFF BY 10 MINUTES, HAS TO RETURN
Sorry, we’re closed now.
ZOO BENCH MADE FROM RECYCLED ELEPHANT DUNG
This story is full of sit.