DALAI LAMA APOLOGIZES AFTER ASKING BOY TO SUCK HIS TONGUE
Bodhisattva, won’t you take me by the tongue.
Bodhisattva, won’t you take me by the tongue.
Platypuses are not native to trains.
Oh, England, you’ve done it again.
Ripping off the hipsters.
Poor guy was probably looking for the Susquehanna Hat Co.
Not even a Sorry!
“Well, Clarice… have the tomatoes stopped screaming?”