GUEST SMELLED BODY UNDER HOTEL BED, THOUGHT ODOR WAS HIS OWN FEET
Smell ya later!
LIVE ON AN ISLAND, STUDY BIRDS
For the birds.
FRENCH MUSEUM HOSTS NAKED NIGHT
Expose yourself to art.
WOMAN BASHES MEDICAL APPOINTMENT ROBOT
Is there a robot doctor in the house?
WOMAN SEES PRINCESS DIANA IN HAM SLICE
This King Charles coronation thing is off the rails.
BAKED BEANS IN THE MAILBOX
Could mean trouble, in Heinzsight.
INDIAN MAN KILLED IN FREAK TRAIN/COW/URINATION ACCIDENT
And now, a word from the Prostate Health Council.