CRAZY ART: LIVE! NUDES! LIVE!
It ain’t art unless it’s naked.
SURFER FINED FOR SURFING WITH HIS SNAKE
Hang nothing!
WINEMAKER DIES IN OWN VAT
Putting yourself into your product.
HELP WANTED: CONDOM TESTERS
This is one test you have to cram for.
ART DETECTIVE “RECOVERS” STOLEN VAN GOGH
Art, art, bo-bart / Banana-fanna fo f—
AMERICAN CAVER UNSTUFFED FROM TURKEY CAVITY
Hunky spelunker plunked from gunk.
PLANE LEAVES EVERYONE’S BAGGAGE BEHIND
Hey, look how much fuel we saved!
FLYERS COMPLAIN ABOUT FARTING, SLOBBERY DOG
Still better than the in-flight movie.