BEACH RESORT GUESTS ATTACKED BY PIRANHA
“But, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” – Dr. Ian Malcolm
WORLD’S OLDEST DOG TURNS 31
Hot diggety.
FRENCH WOMAN IN TROUBLE OVER FROGS
Ribbiting story.
MAN KEPT DAD IN FREEZER
Someone to talk to.
INDIAN MEN ARRESTED FOR SELLING X-RAY SPEX
Joy Buzzer and Pepper Gum not included.
CANADA SEEKS SAILORS FOR NAVY
Join the navy, see the coast!
THIEVES STEAL 200 RIGHT-FOOTED SNEAKERS
Sneak thieves
SCHOOL KID FINDS 3700-YEAR-OLD VIKING DAGGER
It Ragno-ROCKS!