IRONMAN ATHLETES DROWN
Heavy.
KITTY CAT CRUISE
All paws on deck.
PILOT DIES IN AIRPLANE RESTROOM
Hey – occupiiiiiiiiiiieeeddddd….(thunk)
SPANISH MATADOR GORED IN EL CULO
Guess he… got the point.
AUDIO: SLEEP STANDING UP
This story is a real snooze.
BEACH NUDISTS SAY CLOTHED PEOPLE MAKE THEM NERVOUS
Stop looking at my publicly naked body!
CANADIAN JUNIOR HOCKEY LEAGUE BANS FIGHTING
Also, the sun has been banned from coming up tomorrow.