VACATION ISLAND AIMS TO BE PHONE-FREE
Disconnect.
HELP WANTED: DOG NANNY
Ruff job.
FAMILY FINDS RUNAWAY TORTOISE AFTER TWO YEARS
♪♫ Born freeeeee / As free as the wind blows… ♫♪
WOMAN WHO KNOCKED FROM INSIDE HER COFFIN DIES
They’re pretty, pretty sure this time.
HOW TO BE FINNISH
Finn camp.
AIRPLANE PASSENGERS DEMAND A DIFFERENT PILOT
Fourth time’s the charm.
CAR DEALER SCREWS THEMSELVES FOR ONCE
“We made a mistake, you owe us $5000 more.” – Prestige Auto Traders of Brisbane