BRITISH RESTAURANT HAS A 4-YEAR WAIT LIST
Good food, or world’s slowest service?
CHINESE MAN KEPT SEVEN COWS ON HIS APARTMENT BALCONY
Seven Chinese B̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ cattle
IRISH MAN PLAYS DRUMS FOR 150 HOURS STRAIGHT
‘E’s got blisters on ‘is fingers!
WOMAN HIRES SNAKE TO KILL BOYFRIEND
Charmed, I’m sure.
WIFE FOUND GUILTY OF NAGGING
Misdemeanor kvetching.
MATTEL SLIPS BARBIE DOLLS INTO BRITISH SCHOOLS
This is beyond my ken.
LION ON THE LOOSE NEAR BERLIN
Jesus Christus, das Löwin! Steig ins auto!!!
AUSTRALIAN MAN ADRIFT FOR TWO MONTHS
Tom Hanks sends his regards.
FRENCH WOMAN HIT BY METEORITE
It wasn’t a big one.