ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHARGES $2 TO CUT SANDWICH IN HALF
Incredible but true.
BEAR STEALS MAN’S GOLF BAG
Bear witness.
CHINESE MAN GETS LIGHT BULB STUCK IN MOUTH
Watt the heck?
LARGE MAN STUCK IN FIRST-CLASS AIRLINE SEAT FOR THREE HOURS
The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
WOMAN’S LIFE SAVINGS EATEN BY TERMITES
Nature finds a way.
INDIAN GIRL CUTS POWER TO VILLAGE TO MEET HER BOYFRIEND IN SECRET
From a rival village. A RIVAL VILLAGE.