THE MAN WITH THE OCTOPUS STUCK IN HIS THROAT
Eight arms to hold you.
PIG SEMEN MILKER SUFFERS PERMANENT WRIST INJURIES
Must have pulled a muscle.
WORLD’S LONGEST RADIO BROADCAST: 55 HOURS
Don’t tell him about voice tracking.
FRENCH FIREMAN SETS RECORD FOR RUNNING WHILE ON FIRE
Is Paris burning?
NO BEER IN STADIUMS AT THE PARIS OLYMPICS
Please, keep giving me more reasons why I should go.
1,100 DOLLY PARTONS IN IRELAND
Coat of many colors, all green.
KOREA DISCOVERS FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
Everybody becoming a year or two younger on Wednesday.
SPANIARD BREAKS 100-METER RECORD WEARING HEELS
Well, good for him.