BABY NAMED “METHAMPHETAMINE RULES” AS A JOKE
Har.
CRAZY ART: LIVE! NUDES! LIVE!
It ain’t art unless it’s naked.
SURFER FINED FOR SURFING WITH HIS SNAKE
Hang nothing!
WINEMAKER DIES IN OWN VAT
Putting yourself into your product.
HELP WANTED: CONDOM TESTERS
This is one test you have to cram for.
ART DETECTIVE “RECOVERS” STOLEN VAN GOGH
Art, art, bo-bart / Banana-fanna fo f—
AMERICAN CAVER UNSTUFFED FROM TURKEY CAVITY
Hunky spelunker plunked from gunk.
PLANE LEAVES EVERYONE’S BAGGAGE BEHIND
Hey, look how much fuel we saved!