SUPERMARKET CLOSES OVER FEAR OF ERECTION SPIDER
Hardly the kind of reaction you’d want.
FINNISH MAN PUTS DYNAMITE IN FRIEND’S CARS AS A JOKE
He did not explode into laughter.
ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHARGES $2 TO CUT SANDWICH IN HALF
Incredible but true.
BEAR STEALS MAN’S GOLF BAG
Bear witness.
CHINESE MAN GETS LIGHT BULB STUCK IN MOUTH
Watt the heck?
LARGE MAN STUCK IN FIRST-CLASS AIRLINE SEAT FOR THREE HOURS
The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.