FLYERS COMPLAIN ABOUT FARTING, SLOBBERY DOG
Still better than the in-flight movie.
AMERICAN IN TURKEY TRAPPED IN CAVE
Close to the edge, down by the river.
GREEK BARS RE-SERVING UNFINISHED DRINKS TO TOURISTS
The alcohol kills the germs, they say.
11,000 MARATHON RUNNERS DISQUALIFIED FOR CHEATING
Los tramposos nunca prosperan.
IKEA: CUSTOMERS PREFER THE MAZE
Lost in the supermarket.
CHEESE SETS RECORD
Edam and weep.
SUICIDE MACHINE ASKS THREE QUESTIONS
Answer me these questions three, ere the other side you’ll see.
CHINESE MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE IN FIVE MINUTES
Bolts from the blue.