SPANISH PRIEST ARRESTED FOR DEALING VIAGRA
Someone’s going to have a VERY Good Friday.
NAKED MAN FESTIVAL ENDING AFTER 1,000 YEARS
Don’t look, Ethel!
DOG PICKS WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
Why, you lucky dog!
STOLEN IRAQI GOLD BARS DISCOVERED IN RESTORED TANK
Helluva clog in the fuel line.
SWISS BOBSLEDDER RUN OVER BY HIS OWN SLED
Them’s the brakes.
AUDIO: BATHROOMS STOP WORKING ON DREAMLINER TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT
Ladies & gentlemen, drink service has been canceled.
MAGGOTS FALL ON PLANE PASSENGERS
Top THAT, Boeing.