HELICOPTER CAUSES CROCODILES TO MAKE SEXY TIME
Mate’er, gator.
80 SMALL OBJECTS RETRIEVED FROM INDIAN MAN’S STOMACH
This guy is totally metal.
NUDE BARBER SHOPS
Let your hair down.
IRISH COLLEGE OFFERS DEGREE IN SOCIAL INFLUENCING
Does it involve buying someone a pint?
OPERA SINGER DIES MID-PERFORMANCE
Lend me a tenor.
BRITS NOW DRINKING MORE COFFEE THAN TEA
Not their cup of tea anymore.
VENEZUELA PRISON HAD POOL, ZOO, NIGHTCLUB, SATELLITE TV
If this is jail, give me life imprisonment.
WOMAN BUYS RESTAURANT LOBSTER, DROPS IT IN THE OCEAN
The Tail of the Lobster.