LION ON THE LOOSE NEAR BERLIN
Jesus Christus, das Löwin! Steig ins auto!!!
AUSTRALIAN MAN ADRIFT FOR TWO MONTHS
Tom Hanks sends his regards.
FRENCH WOMAN HIT BY METEORITE
It wasn’t a big one.
WOMAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING SNAKES IN HER BRA
Remember Cleopatra!
SIX-INCH WORM REMOVED FROM MAN’S HEAD
And the bugs were playing pinochle on his snout.
CRUISE PASSENGERS TREATED TO VIEW OF DOLPHIN SLAUGHTER
Was the Red Sea on our itinerary?
NO OPENING CHAMPAGNE DURING PLAY AT WIMBLEDON
Another freedom gone.
COCAINE HIPPOS BREEDING LIKE RABBITS IN COLUMBIA
You can tell them by their wide-collar shirts and gold necklaces.