LARGE MAN STUCK IN FIRST-CLASS AIRLINE SEAT FOR THREE HOURS
The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
WOMAN’S LIFE SAVINGS EATEN BY TERMITES
Nature finds a way.
INDIAN GIRL CUTS POWER TO VILLAGE TO MEET HER BOYFRIEND IN SECRET
From a rival village. A RIVAL VILLAGE.
BRITISH RESTAURANT HAS A 4-YEAR WAIT LIST
Good food, or world’s slowest service?
CHINESE MAN KEPT SEVEN COWS ON HIS APARTMENT BALCONY
Seven Chinese B̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ cattle
IRISH MAN PLAYS DRUMS FOR 150 HOURS STRAIGHT
‘E’s got blisters on ‘is fingers!
WOMAN HIRES SNAKE TO KILL BOYFRIEND
Charmed, I’m sure.
WIFE FOUND GUILTY OF NAGGING
Misdemeanor kvetching.
MATTEL SLIPS BARBIE DOLLS INTO BRITISH SCHOOLS
This is beyond my ken.