CANADIAN JUNIOR HOCKEY LEAGUE BANS FIGHTING
Also, the sun has been banned from coming up tomorrow.
SCREAMING BABIES ATTRACT CROCODILES
The more you know, huh?
SUPERMARKET CLOSES OVER FEAR OF ERECTION SPIDER
Hardly the kind of reaction you’d want.
FINNISH MAN PUTS DYNAMITE IN FRIEND’S CARS AS A JOKE
He did not explode into laughter.
ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHARGES $2 TO CUT SANDWICH IN HALF
Incredible but true.
BEAR STEALS MAN’S GOLF BAG
Bear witness.
CHINESE MAN GETS LIGHT BULB STUCK IN MOUTH
Watt the heck?