ARSON SUSPECT HAD BABY DUCKS IN HIS PANTS
Because he was a quackpot.
KITTY CAT CRUISE
All paws on deck.
PILOT DIES IN AIRPLANE RESTROOM
Hey – occupiiiiiiiiiiieeeddddd….(thunk)
SPANISH MATADOR GORED IN EL CULO
Guess he… got the point.
AUDIO: SLEEP STANDING UP
This story is a real snooze.
BEACH NUDISTS SAY CLOTHED PEOPLE MAKE THEM NERVOUS
Stop looking at my publicly naked body!