MOUNT ETNA GUIDES PROTEST NEW VOLCANO SAFETY RULES
Stupid safety!
FORTUNE TELLER MAKES PREDICTION COME TRUE
It has been foretold.
THE $3 MILLION TUNA FISH
A fish story.
“SURVIVOR” ISLAND WILL TAKE IN AMERICA’S DEPORTEES
You have been voted off America…. to a better life.
ROMAN PARTY BOATS
Waterskiing is going to cost an extra 50 denarius.
IT WILL COST MONEY TO THROW A COIN IN TREVI FOUNTAIN
Three coins in the fountain, two bucks in the till.
FAMILY TRIES TO BRING DEAD GRANDMA ONTO THE PLANE
Dead on pre-arrival.
MASS SANTAS SHOPLIFT AT GROCERY STORE, GIVE FOOD TO THE HUNGRY
Naughty list for a nice cause.