ROBBER GETS SIDETRACKED BY A BOOK DURING BURGLARY
No, not “Where’s Waldo.”
INCREDIBLY LARGE DIAMOND DISCOVERED IN BOTSWANA
Second-largest diamond. Second only to Neil.
MAN HIT BY WHALE TAIL
The sea was angry that day, my friend.
NORTH KOREA OPEN FOR TOURISM
Book early!
AUDIO: NEW APP WARNS OF IMPENDING ELEPHANTS
Cloudy today, with a 20% chance of elephants.
FISHERMAN CATCHES LONG-LOST LEGO SHARK
Gonna need a smaller boat.