WORLD’S SLOWEST MUSICAL COMPOSITION CHANGES CHORD
Oh, crap, wrong note, start again.
BUTCHER ADVERTISES ITS GOATS COME FROM A PETTING ZOO
Mmmm… that’s good goat!
FINANCE WORKER DEEPFAKED OUT OF $25 MILLION
And isn’t AI a wonderful thing.
CAR DRIVES INTO NORWEGIAN FJORD, PASSENGERS SAVED BY FLOATING SAUNA
Can this story get any more Norwegian?
TURKISH WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND FOR NOT SHOWERING
Hygienus corpus.
PETITION TO MOVE LEAP DAY TO JUNE 31
Leapin’ lizards.
BRAZILIAN MOVIE-GOERS LOCKED IN THEATER
Boy, that’s a lot.
285-YEAR-OLD LEMON SOLD AT AUCTION
You old tart.
THE ENHANCED OLYMPICS FOR DOPERS
The best worst idea since that Napoleon biopic.
THE MICRO PIG CAFE
New craze in Japan.