WINNING OLYMPIC ATHLETES TO GET MONEY
Not everybody gets on the Wheaties box.
MUSEUM WORKER HANGS HIS OWN PAINTING IN GALLERY
Get the picture?
AUDIO: CHECHNYA BANS MUSIC THAT’S TOO FAST, TOO SLOW
Anyway the wind blows.
IRISH MAN SHOWS UP TO COURT NAKED
Forgot his legal briefs.
HEY – FREE GOATS
GOAT: Go Over And Take ’em.
SUDAN PLANE CRASHES ON LANDING, CRASHES INTO PREVIOUSLY CRASHED PLANE
Droogie, don’t crash here.
SOUTH KOREA’S BABY TRAIN
Get your ticket punched, if you know what I mean.
WOMAN ARRESTED, SUED FOR ONLINE REVIEW OF TOMATO PASTE
A little sweet for my taste.
JAPANESE COMPANY WILL AGE YOUR BOOZE UNDER THE SEA
Where’s the rum?
WOMAN ATTACKED BY YAK ON EVEREST
That’s whack.