UNUSUAL BEERS: CAMEL DUNG AND KILLER BEES
We are amused by its presumption.
MONASTERY CLOSING
They ran out of monks.
CHINESE RESTORE FROZEN BRAIN TISSUE
Slurpee lovers rejoice.
FARMER FINDS SPACE JUNK IN HIS FIELD
Watch the skies.
MUSEUM CURATOR ACCUSED OF SMUGGLING DEAD SPIDERS OUT OF TURKEY
Our spiders. Our scorpions. You no take.
MAN READS WEBSITE PRIVACY POLICY, WINS BOTTLE OF WINE
Who reads those things?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE WITHOUT THE KNIFE
And the world is safer.
NEW FOOD TREND: JAPANESE RICE BALLS MADE FROM SWEATY GIRLS’ ARMPITS
No thanks, just sneeze on mine, please.