STOLEN IRAQI GOLD BARS DISCOVERED IN RESTORED TANK
Helluva clog in the fuel line.
SWISS BOBSLEDDER RUN OVER BY HIS OWN SLED
Them’s the brakes.
AUDIO: BATHROOMS STOP WORKING ON DREAMLINER TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT
Ladies & gentlemen, drink service has been canceled.
MAGGOTS FALL ON PLANE PASSENGERS
Top THAT, Boeing.
FINLAND’S REJECTED BABY NAMES
Sorry, Monkeybear.
AIRPLANE DENIED TAKEOFF BECAUSE SEAT CUSHIONS WERE TOO BIG
I’m sorry, this seat is too comfortable.
PILOT ACCIDENTALLY DEPLOYS EMERGENCY SLIDE BEFORE TAKEOFF
Good job, Captain Sausagefingers.