PAINTBALL-SHOOTING AI SECURITY SYSTEM
You have five seconds to comply.
CASTAWAYS SAVED BY WRITING “HELP” ON THE BEACH
Never mind, it says ‘Helf”.
MCDONALD’S SMELLBOARDS
McDonald’s fries scented.
WINNING OLYMPIC ATHLETES TO GET MONEY
Not everybody gets on the Wheaties box.
MUSEUM WORKER HANGS HIS OWN PAINTING IN GALLERY
Get the picture?
AUDIO: CHECHNYA BANS MUSIC THAT’S TOO FAST, TOO SLOW
Anyway the wind blows.
IRISH MAN SHOWS UP TO COURT NAKED
Forgot his legal briefs.
HEY – FREE GOATS
GOAT: Go Over And Take ’em.