INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TO BE CRASHED INTO THE SEA
Heads up, Fiji!
DENMARK TO TAX COW FARTS
Han, der lugtede det, klarede det.
ROBOT COMMITS SUICIDE
I know now why you cry.
JOGGER ATTACKED BY WOLVES IN SAFARI PARK
Where wolves of London? In Paris.
AUDIO: PLANE CAPTAIN DIES MID-FLIGHT
Surely there was a co-pilot.
WALES CONSIDERING CRIMINALIZING POLITICIANS WHO LIE
Ti gelwyddog budr!
BRITISH OLYMPIC CYCLIST OUT IN BIZARRE GARDENING ACCIDENT
Step 1: Watch your step.
MT FUJI GETS AN ENTRANCE GATE
Sorry, folks, nature’s closed.
BRITISH COPS STOP RUNAWAY COW BY RAMMING INTO IT
I say, smashing, old chap!