AUDIO: PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA PLAGIARIZES “WEST WING” SPEECH
And then Secretaria Landingham died.
ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
“He’s a manbaby.” – not Austin Powers
JAPAN IS HAVING A RICE SHORTAGE
Makaroni to chīzu.
TRIMMING TREES WITH DYNAMITE
Aspen blastin’.
FINLAND ZOO RETURNS DEFECTIVE CHINESE PANDAS
Send them home via Panda Express.
TWO MEN WITH SAME NAME GO ON CRIME SPREE
No, not John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.