VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT DECLARES CHRISTMAS STARTS IN OCTOBER
Hey, oppressed citizens, look – Santa Claus!
CRUISE SHIP OFFERING 3-YEAR CRUISE HAS YET TO LEAVE PORT
Stuck in Belfast, birthplace of Titanic.
MUSEUM OFFERS NUDE NIGHTS
Bare with me on this.
SIGNS OF COCAINE DISCOVERED IN 17TH CENTURY EUROPEAN BRAINS
Rave tonight at Studio LIV.
THE WORLD GRAVY WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS
All aboard the gravy train.
ROBBER GETS SIDETRACKED BY A BOOK DURING BURGLARY
No, not “Where’s Waldo.”
INCREDIBLY LARGE DIAMOND DISCOVERED IN BOTSWANA
Second-largest diamond. Second only to Neil.