AUDIO: NEW APP WARNS OF IMPENDING ELEPHANTS
Cloudy today, with a 20% chance of elephants.
FISHERMAN CATCHES LONG-LOST LEGO SHARK
Gonna need a smaller boat.
RUSSIAN CHESS PLAYER TRIED POISONING HER OPPONENT
Ah, the Sicilian Offense.
PERFUME FOR DOGS
Fifi wants Fefé.
WOMAN JAILED FOR OVERFEEDING HER DOG
How can you resist those eyes?
KOREAN AIR CANCELS IN-FLIGHT NOODLES
Too much turbulence.
A LEGO CREMATION OVEN
Hours of fun!
WOMEN BREAK RECORD FOR ROWING ACROSS THE PACIFIC
No dirty oar jokes.