WOMAN CHARGED WITH CYBER-FARTING
A crime most foul.
AUDIO: MERMAID ATTACKED BY BIG FISH
♪♫ “Fish eat de mermaid/Hope you know first aid/Under the sea…” ♪♪♫
MAN’S PENIS STUCK TO FROZEN STREET
Frostbite me.
LOAD OF ANTI-TANK MINES MISTAKENLY LEFT AT IKEA WAREHOUSE
Have the troops assemble, lieutenant.
ROCK BAND BRINGS DOWN THE CEILING DURING CONCERT
Yes, they brought down the house.
COST OF CLIMBING MT. EVEREST JUST WENT UP
Things are up all over.