RUSSIA FINES GOOGLE AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF MONEY
Word of the day: decillion
PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES ANOTHER MASS NUDE PICTURE
The bare maximum.
ZAMBONI DRIVER DUI
Sir, do you know how fast you were resurfacing?
CHEESE SWIPED
No whey.
BAT ESCAPES FROM ZOO IN VISITOR’S COAT
Found it when she got home.
CANADIAN TOWN HAS NOBODY RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Any volunteers?
A.I. CAN INTERPRET PIGS
Let’s not go hog wild here.
RASH OF BUTTER THEFTS
Holy oleo!
WOMAN DROPS PHONE, GETS STUCK IN ROCK CREVICE
If you drop your phone device / Let it go down the crevice.