MURDER HORNETS IN EUROPE
¡Hive carumba!
MAN JUMPS ON POLAR BEAR TO SAVE WIFE
Bear with me.
SPANISH KIDS ARE TURNING INTO WEREWOLVES
♪♪ Ah-ooooo, werewolves of Barcelona… ♪♫
AUDIO: $30,000+ WORTH OF MEAT PIES STOLEN
What’re ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
AIRBUS: HEY, LET’S PUT A TOILET IN THE COCKPIT
All systems are go.
ACTOR DIES ON STAGE DURING “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”
Dead as a doornail.