AUDIO: CHINESE TIGER URINE GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU
Xi whiz.
AUSTRALIAN TEACHER ACTS LIKE A CAT
Manx for the memories.
DENMARK MOVES TO BUY CALIFORNIA
Du kan få det!
MONKEY KNOCKS OUT POWER FOR ALL OF SRI LANKA
As Texans nod their heads knowingly.
BEAVERS BUILD DAMS, SAVE GOVERNMENT A MILLION
Will they take a Czech?
NATIONAL POO MUSEUM GOING ON TOUR
A real shit show.
MALAYSIAN MAN WILL LET YOU BEAT HIM UP IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, FOR A PRICE
No way this can go wrong.
BROTHER WANTED TO SPLIT DAD’S BODY FOR SEPARATE CREMATIONS
Alcohol was involved.
NEW ZEALAND GRANTS PERSONHOOD TO A MOUNTAIN
Dear Sir or Madame or Mountain: