BRITISH SURGEON USES SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO OPERATE
1 out of 5 doctors prefer Swiss army knives.
AUDIO: PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA PLAGIARIZES “WEST WING” SPEECH
And then Secretaria Landingham died.
ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
“He’s a manbaby.” – not Austin Powers
JAPAN IS HAVING A RICE SHORTAGE
Makaroni to chīzu.
TRIMMING TREES WITH DYNAMITE
Aspen blastin’.
FINLAND ZOO RETURNS DEFECTIVE CHINESE PANDAS
Send them home via Panda Express.