MILAN FASHION WEEK: BUTT CRACKS
Bass cleft.
BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.
BUTTER THIEVES CAUGHT
Oh, ghee.
COUPLE ON PLANE MADE TO SIT NEXT TO DEAD WOMAN
She had the fish.
SMUGGLER HAD COCAINE ON THE BRAIN
Shoulda gone with extensions.
WOMAN STEALS RESTAURANT SINK
That sinking feeling.
CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL
Talk about a hot date.
THE RETURN OF THE YUGO
Move over, Cybertruck.
GATOR GRABS GRANDAD GIFTING GRUB
“But, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” – Ian Malcolm