CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE BUYS BANANA FOR $6.2 MILLION
Start sharpening those pitchforks, people.
SARDINIA, ITALY, STILL OFFERING HOUSES FOR $1
What are you waiting for?
PLANE OVERRUN BY HAMSTERS
You only need two or three to run the plane.
WHEN OCTOPUSES RULE THE WORLD
Oh, please. You’re kraken me up.
AUDIO: “GRANDMA” CHATBOT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST PHONE SCAMMERS
I would buy the album of this.
SWEDISH MOOSE STOMPS BEEMERS
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE PROMISES FREE IN-VITRO, IF YOU USE HIS SPERM
Not even dinner and a movie?