GUY GETS FREEBIES BY SENDING POEMS TO COMPANIES
Rhyme time.
PLANE TAKES OFF THREE HOURS EARLY
Didn’t tell anybody.
MUSEUM WORKER TOSSES ARTWORK IN THE TRASH
This art is trash.
INDIA TO TAX TOILET SEATS
A going concern.
AIR PASSENGERS FORCED TO WATCH RACY MOVIE
Is there no end to the cruelty of air travel these days?
BRITISH SURGEON USES SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO OPERATE
1 out of 5 doctors prefer Swiss army knives.
AUDIO: PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA PLAGIARIZES “WEST WING” SPEECH
And then Secretaria Landingham died.
ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.