TODDLER BITES COBRA
Hey little Cobra don’t you know you’re gonna shut ’em down.
BATTERY-FLAVORED TORTILLA CHIPS
Rated AA in taste tests.
NEW ZEALAND CAT BURGLAR STEALS NEIGHBORS’ UNDERWEAR
Dingo took your panties?
ANOTHER ORCA BOAT ATTACK
Experts’ advice: hide.
TORONTO PUBLIC TRANSIT OFFICERS NOW KNOWN AS P.O.O.S
It’s a crappy job, eh.
AIRPLANE LEAVES EVERYBODY’S LUGGAGE BEHIND
Why does anybody even fly anymore?
TAIWAN COLLEGE COACH DEMANDED BLOOD DONATIONS FROM STUDENTS
There will be blood.
THE OCTOPUS HOT DOG
Eight arms to hold you, ’til dinner.
WOMAN SEXUALLY BLACKMAILED TIBETAN MONKS
Hey, buddha buddha buddha buddha… ssssswinnng!!!