CHINESE WOMAN SHOCKS FIANCÉ FOR THREE HOURS TO SIMULATE CHILDBIRTH
Shock and awe.
BUTTER THIEVES CAUGHT
Oh, ghee.
COUPLE ON PLANE MADE TO SIT NEXT TO DEAD WOMAN
She had the fish.
SMUGGLER HAD COCAINE ON THE BRAIN
Shoulda gone with extensions.
WOMAN STEALS RESTAURANT SINK
That sinking feeling.
CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL
Talk about a hot date.
THE RETURN OF THE YUGO
Move over, Cybertruck.
GATOR GRABS GRANDAD GIFTING GRUB
“But, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” – Ian Malcolm
CHINA SNOW VILLAGE FAKES THE SNOW
“The swing of a sword cannot cut the mist from the sky.” – Li He (or maybe Jackie Chan, not sure)
PRANKSTER CHANGES DIRECTIONAL ARROW DURING 10k RUN
Anyone see the finish line around here?