NEWLYWEDS SET UP CREDIT CARD MACHINE AT RECEPTION
Too late to yell, “I object!”
AUDIO: THE ASTON MARTIN BABY CARRIAGE
From Dr. Spock to Dr. No.
AUDIO: GERMAN PILOTS ADMIT TO NAPPING DURING FLIGHT
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain snoring.
SCROTOX ON THE RISE
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
MAN IN TROUBLE FOR TAKING HIS SON CAMPING
This story is in tents.
85-FOOT YACHT SINKS UPON LAUNCHING
That sinking feeling.
THE FISH ARE ATTACKING THE TOURISTS NOW
They got the idea from the orcas.