GROCERY WORKER GETS 40 FREE SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR 40 YEARS OF SERVICE
Sorry, no dipping sauce.
JAPAN SPREADS CONTAMINATED FUKUSHIMA SOIL ON PRIME MINISTER’S GARDEN
History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man.
CHEATING HUSBAND CAUGHT BY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
You’ll wonder where the love had went / When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
LINER CAPTAIN DIES MID-CRUISE
Non Voyage!
AUDIO: HELP WANTED – BEAR POOP COLLECTORS
Sorry – it’s an unpaid position.