PUDDING THAT TASTES LIKE AN OLD BOOK
Hey, this pudding tastes like Leaves of Grass.
TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT TURNS AROUND 300 MILES FROM U.S.
“Hey droogie, don’t crash here.” – Z. Stardust
MCDONALD’S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.
TELEPHOBIA
What’s your hang up?
SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE
The kid’s nuts.
THE 24-HOUR BANANA
Science marches on.
MILAN FASHION WEEK: BUTT CRACKS
Bass cleft.
BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.