TOURIST ARRESTED FOR LIGHTING CIGARETTE ON PARIS’ ETERNAL FLAME
Was that wrong?
ROMANTIC COUPLE PARKS ON SCENIC OVERLOOK AND… YOU KNOW
“I’m really falling for you.” “Ditto.”
HELICOPTER PILOT LANDS CHOPPER DURING HEART ATTACK
Screenplay alert!
JET PASSENGER SLAPS MAN HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
Pull yourself together, man!
DANISH ZOO REQUESTS PET DONATIONS, TO FEED TO THE CARNIVORES
zoo \zū\ n. – an establishment which maintains a collection of animals for conservation or display to the public.
ROMEO AND JULIET, AS PERFORMED BY VEHICLES
Estonia, center of artistic culture.
NUCLEAR RHINOS
Rhinucleocerus.