SCIENTISTS MAYBE FIND SIGNS OF LIFE ON INCREDIBLY DISTANT PLANET
Plankton flatulence.
FANCY RESTAURANT SERVES ELEPHANT DUNG DESSERT
Eat shit and diet.
AUSTRALIAN MONOPOLY RECORD
You have won a beauty contest.
CANADA ORDERS SHOPS TO DESTROY AUSTRALIAN VEGEMITE
It comes from a land down under.
CROWS ARE GOOD AT GEOMETRY
But not so much with differential calculus.
POLICE IN MADRID CLOSE DISGUSTING RESTAURANT
Try the duck. I dare you.
THAI RESTAURANT OFFERS DISCOUNTS DEPENDING ON HOW SKINNY YOU ARE
Weigh less, pay less.
MAN LEAVES CAN OF COKE WITH ISOLATED ISLAND TRIBE
Viral promotion?