JAPANESE ARMPIT ADVERTISING
It’s a real thing.
MUMMY JUICE IDENTIFIED
Sewage water.
AUDIO: WOMAN PEES ON FLOOR OF WIZZ AIR JET
The airline was asking for it.
MAN TIES HELIUM BALLOONS TO BLOW-UP DOLL
And is arrested.
HUMAN CANNONBALL OVERSHOOTS THE NET
Bad career trajectory.
JAPANESE TOWN SEEKS NINJAS
Help wanted.
BIRD-EATING SPIDERS ON THE LOOSE IN BRITAIN
Maybe. Probably. Don’t worry. Possibly.
5,300-YEAR-OLD MAN ATE MEAT, CEREAL, FERNS
A part of this nutritious breakfast.