DEAD SOCCER PLAYER SCORES ONE FINAL GOAL

A dead Chilean soccer player managed to score a goal from his coffin. Jaime Escandar died in the final days of 2021. His family and friends from his team Aparicion de Paine wanted to celebrate his life and love for soccer. They brought his coffin onto the field, positioned it in front of the goal and a teammate kicked the ball at the coffin so it ricocheted off into the goal. Dozens of onlookers cheered as the ball hit the net.
* Was this idea thinking outside the box, or inside the box?
* He got one past the goalkeeper, but couldn’t get past the cryptkeeper.
* Yeah, in the record books, this goal is definitely gonna need an asterisk.
* The referee penalized the dead guy for extreme flopping.
* Onlookers said the goal from a dead player was still more exciting than watching a regular game of soccer.