ITALIAN MAN TRIES TO BLOW UP HIS NEIGHBOR
Subtle.
MCDONALD’S SHAKE SHORTAGE IN THE UK
It’s no great shakes.
JAPANESE ROLLER COASTER BREAKING BONES
That’s how you know it’s good.
CHANGING OF THE GUARD RETURNS TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE
Frank, you change with Steve, Steve, you change with Brian…
ZOO BANS WOMAN FOR GETTING TOO CHUMMY WITH CHIMP
Gorilla in the missed.
ACCIDENTAL BACON SANDWICH DEATH
Pajamas were involved.
AUDIO: MYSTERY OF THE SEVERED FEET SOLVED
I toed you so.
BOAT-SINKING WALRUS TO GET FLOATING COUCH
Sofa king walrus.