CLOWNS STATIONED OUTSIDE SCHOOLS AS BUSINESS PROMOTIONAL STUNT
Send πΜΆπΜΆ away the clowns.
TWO GUYS ARRESTED WITH TRUNK FULL OF KFC
Finger-lickin’ busted.
SPANISH TOURISM MINISTER: COME SEE THE ERUPTING VOLCANO
La Palmas is for lavas.
BEES KILL PENGUINS IN AFRICA
The birds and the bees.
THE WORST TOWN SLOGAN IN NEW ZEALAND
Come and Taste Te Puke.
BRITAIN WORKING TO BRING BACK OLD UNITS OF CURRENCY
Hope they don’t have to wait furlong for it.
MEXICO GIVING AWAY EL CHAPO’S HOUSE IN LOTTERY
El Casa de Escapo.
ESCAPEE TURNS HIMSELF IN AFTER 30 YEARS
Escaped one year into a three year sentence.
GOAT AND ROOSTER SAVE CHICKEN FROM HAWK
That’s one baa-aaa-aa-dass goat.