BRITAIN SUFFERS NAKED BUTLER SHORTAGE

Britain is facing a “national shortage” of naked butlers for bachelorette parties. These are men who wear a skimpy outfit, usually bare-bottomed, and serve drinks and food to the ladies. After two years of Covid restrictions, there’s been an increase in what the British call “hen parties,” and agencies are now struggling to find staff with the right qualifications. Dan Harley, manager of Butlers with Bums, said: “There is a national shortage of naked men. We are the busiest we have been in over a decade, so we are in search of men who aren’t afraid to flaunt their bodies.” One naked butler says he is booked up until October: “Most weekends this summer I am working two hen parties on a Friday night, four on a Saturday and another two on a Sunday.”
* So, without enough naked butts, they’re running behind.
* These supply chain problems are getting a little nuts.
* Butlers with Bums. I’d pay to see a Butler Without a Bum.
* What kind of qualifications do you need? What’s the bare minimum, so to speak?