FUNERAL DIRECTORS FIGHT AT CEMETERY

In Sydney, Australia, two funeral directors began fighting when they arrived at the graveyard at the same time. It happened at Rookwood Cemetery on Saturday. Paul Lahood Jr. and John Francis, both with separate funeral companies, arrived at the same time. As they were checking in with the cemetery’s office ahead of leading the funeral processions to their respective graves, the pair began arguing. Mr. Lahood allegedly approached Mr. Francis as he sat in a car and punched him in the face, leaving him with a bleeding lip and nose. Lahood was arrested for assault. Police said the two know each other and have quarreled before.
* They caught him dead to rights.
* Yeah, they could have flipped a coin to decide who goes first, but that’s just not the Australian way.
* Ashes to ashes, dust to dust-up.
* Looks like someone had a bone to pick.
* It’s never too late to make a bad last impression.