BOY USES THE INDIANA-JONES-IN-A-REFRIGERATOR METHOD TO SURVIVE LANDSLIDE
All that’s missing is the whip and the hat.
ELECTRIC CHOPSTICKS INCREASE SENSE OF TASTING SALT
(zzzap) Domo arigato, may I have another?
SIX BRAZILIAN SAILORS RESCUED FROM DESERT ISLAND
Boy, that’s a lot of sailors.
105-YEAR-OLD WOMAN GETS THIGH TATTOOS
With a torso even more so.
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE FOUND FROM 1966
♪♫ I’ll send an SOS / to the Humber Estuary… ♫
AUSTRALIAN PLAYGROUND OF DEATH
Australia, you never disappoint.
NOW HIRING: ANTARCTICA POST OFFICE
Yeah, but you get Sundays off.
MAN SAVED FROM FOUR CROCODILES
One on each limb.