INDONESIA OUTLAWS SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE

Indonesia, the world’s third-largest “democracy,” with the world’s largest Muslim population, has just overhauled its criminal code. One of these new no-no’s is having sex outside of marriage. It’s not allowed. The new rule also applies to foreigners in the country. If you’re not married, prepare to be chaste, in both senses of the word, because if they catch you having sex they’ll chase you from here to Kingdom Come.
* What’s ironic is, if they catch you having unmarried sex, they’ll really screw you over.
* Indonesia also unvelied a new slogan, “Indonesia – The Frustration Nation.”
* In Indonesia, when you have “friends with benefits,” the benefit is they’ll sometimes give you a ride to work.
* Jakarta? Naw, I never even touched ‘er!
* So there’s no sex before marriage, but then you get married, and, well, that’s the end of sex, too. This must be some sort of overpopulation control thing.
* They’re gonna have to change the name of Bali to Blue Bali.