PILOTS FALL ASLEEP, MISS LANDING
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain snoring.
GIRL BITES SNAKE
Don’t mess with a 2-year-old.
WOMAN TAKES OUT FULL PAGE NEWSPAPER AD TO CALL HUSBAND A CHEATER
And there’s a sale at Penney’s!
MAN WAKES UP TO DISCOVER HE’S BEEN SACRIFICED TO THE EARTH GODDESS
That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
30 INJURED IN COASTER CRASH AT LEGOLAND
Thankfully, nobody was barefoot.
SPONGES: THE FIRST SNEEZE
This has been another episode of: Marine Biologist.
AUDIO: POLICE ARREST SINGER FOR AWFUL VOICE
William Hung, call your agent.
GREEK RESTAURANT BECOMING NOTORIOUS FOR EXTREME OVERCHARGING
My Big Fat Greek Dinner Bill.