MAN DIES, CRUSHED BY STREET RESTROOM
Aw, gee whiz.
THE FIRECRACKER, THE CARJACKING AND THE STOLEN PIZZA
Don’t make me explode you.
DRUNK ORDERING MCDONALD’S BECOMES AD CAMPAIGN
“We speak late night.”
4-YEAR-OLD JOINS MENSA
Smart alec.
THE NEW ZEALAND SAUSAGE TORMENTOR
This story’s a real banger.
GIANT CANE TOAD DISCOVERED
Ribbited, for her pleasure.
CATERPILLAR POOP TEA
Why’s this tea so lumpy?
NEWBIE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DEPLOYS EMERGENCY CHUTE FIRST DAY ON JOB
Surely they taught him what buttons to not push.
BATHROOM AVAILABILITY AROUND THE WORLD
Oh, the places you’ll go!