MAN WALKS AROUND WITH HIS MUMMY IN A BAG
Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
PILOT FLEW PLANE IN A CIRCLE SO ALL PASSENGERS COULD SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS
Aurora borealis comes in view. Aurora comes in view.
PLANE MISSES LANDING CUTOFF BY 10 MINUTES, HAS TO RETURN
Sorry, we’re closed now.
ZOO BENCH MADE FROM RECYCLED ELEPHANT DUNG
This story is full of sit.
VENICE CANALS ARE DRYING UP
Please send water.
FIRST LIGHTSABER TOURNAMENT HELD IN FRANCE
Luke, je suis ton père.