SOCCER FANS THROW RATS AT OPPOSING TEAM
Rats.
NUDISTS PROTEST OVERHEAD GONDOLA PROJECT
Vienna sausages.
DINNER IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCEEE
Dine in a balloon.
MASSIVE GOLD THEFT AT TORONTO AIRPORT
A real odd job.
WOMAN, SON DITCH PLANE IN OCEAN, SWIM TO SHORE
Not today, Australia!
ULTRAMARATHON RUNNER CHEATED, USED A CAR
Cheaters never prosper.
COKE BEAR
Wait for the movie.
DOG CHEWS OFF MAN’S TOE; MAN THANKFUL
This will make your toes curl.
HANDLER HEIMLICHS CHOKING PANDA
[Not Chelsea Handler]
DRUNK MAN FALLS 19 STORIES, WALKS AWAY
Falling in and out of love with you.