MAN FAKE-KIDNAPS GIRLFRIEND TO PROPOSE
Bet she ran some.
SPANIARD SPENT 500 DAYS IN A CAVE, ALONE
Just her, her thoughts, and BatBoy.
AUSTRALIA INSTITUTING CAT CURFEW
Do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do Cat Baaaaaan!
JAPANESE WAITRESS MIXED BLOOD INTO COCKTAILS, ON REQUEST
Just a Bloody Mary, please.
MUSHROOM TRIPPERS RESCUED FROM MOUNTAIN
Next time, stick to beans and toast, lads.
BORDER OFFICIALS FIND BOX OF COOKED BATS
Under a ton of unrefrigerated fish.
DALAI LAMA APOLOGIZES AFTER ASKING BOY TO SUCK HIS TONGUE
Bodhisattva, won’t you take me by the tongue.