HUSBAND DRIVES OFF WHILE WIFE IS ON BATHROOM BREAK
And he almost got away with it.
MAN HAD WW1 ARTILLERY SHELL STUCK IN HIS BUTT
That’s one way to avoid a gas attack.
AUDIO: TWO DEAD, ONE INJURED FROM HANUKKAH DONUTS
No, not bagels. Better.
AIRLINE SENDS DOG TO SAUDI ARABIA INSTEAD OF NASHVILLE
Bluebell of Arabia.
AUDIO: UK MOM CUTS HOLES IN DAUGHTER’S PJ’S, BLAMES ELF ON THE SHELF
Very nice, Mrs. Dahmer.
TAINTED AUSTRALIAN SPINACH CAUSES HALLUCINATIONS
It yam what it yam.
HOTEL AQUARIUM SHATTERS; FISH ALL OVER THE LOBBY
Tippen Sie nicht auf das Glas!
THE HOT PRIEST CALENDAR
What the frock.