CAR DEALER SCREWS THEMSELVES FOR ONCE
“We made a mistake, you owe us $5000 more.” – Prestige Auto Traders of Brisbane
DEAD GRANDMA BANGS ON INSIDE OF COFFIN DURING FUNERAL
Knock knock. / Who’s there?
TOWN CAN’T REMOVE XMAS TREE BECAUSE THERE’S A PIGEON IN IT
Town gets the bird.
CITY OF PARIS TO GIVE UP, JUST LIVE WITH THE DAMN RATS
They lost the rat race.
WHAT ANCIENT ROME SMELLED LIKE
A pot shop.
FRENCH FRIES IN SPAAAAAAAAACE
Didn’t Matt Damon already do this?
FINNISH SPEEDER GIVEN TREMENDOUS FINE
zoomaus zoomaus.
CANADA TO PRINT WARNING LABELS ON INDIVIDUAL CIGARETTES
Warning: Don’t smoke this thing you paid a lot of money for.
POTATOES DUMPED ON DANISH BRIDGE IN TAX PROTEST
Thanks a latke.